How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away its little brooms
That is such a Canadian joke.
Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and they will come forth later in uglier ways.
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"Ah, Perry the platypus!"
"What an unexpected -"
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
"By societal convention!"
"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."
the writers for this show deserve more credit man
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I sincerely hope that one day I will have the same commitment to what I want to do as daft punk has to keeping their helmets on.
"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"
do not follow foodhumor you will regret your entire life and will probably cry.